Toddler New Years resolutions

With the new year being well and truly upon us I’ve been constantly reading everyone’s resolutions, dreams and goals for 2015. Whether it’s to eat healthier, exercise more, live life to the full everyone seems to have some. Then I look at my little toddlers oblivious to the fact on this day most vow to change there lives a little for the better and it got me thinking if babies/toddlers could make a resolution what would they be? 

Lottie’s resolutions 
I know mums trying to take the boob away I’ve noticed it’s becoming less an less she thinks I won’t realise-this year I vow to not let it go with out a fight. She doesn’t stand a chance! 
Sleep is boring as is bedtime I much prefer mums bed to my own, despite mums efforts to attach random crappy toys to the sides of my cot I vow to take over mums bed by the end of the year – dad can have the cot. 

Bellas resolutions
Redecorate. This new house is far to cream it has none of my signature art work on the walls. I need crayons, I need paint and I need mum to trust me alone for 5 minutes while I sort the situation out!
Learn to climb the kitchen cabinets, mum seems to of got wise to my sneaking snacks during the day, she has moved all the good food up high it is my goal for the year to be able to climb the cabinets and stuff my face regularly. Bring on the. Rice cakes!

Maisy’s resolutions

Be more pink, hoard more crap that is all. 

what do you think your children’s resolutions would be?

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  1. January 3, 2015 / 11:51 am

    hahahah! This made me laugh out loud! Brilliant post! x

  2. January 3, 2015 / 1:59 pm

    LOL!! Love Maisy’s…she is spot on!! Think my twins would be to push mum as much as they can and see if they can make her cry. Oh that and to disagree with everything she says! LOL 😉 Fab post. Jess xx

  3. January 3, 2015 / 5:26 pm

    Ha ha I hope Bella doesn’t get her why Jack drew all over my brand new kitchen when he was that age, it took ages to get off, Happy New Year xxx

  4. January 3, 2015 / 8:20 pm

    This is so cute!! Sounds like your daughters know what they want. xx

  5. January 3, 2015 / 8:40 pm

    This is so funny! And YAY for more pink, only little girls for a short time 🙂 x

  6. January 4, 2015 / 12:59 am

    Amazing post. I love Lottie’s mission to take over the bed and evict daddy to the cot. Ha ha! I hope you manage to prevent Bella’s redecoration and Maisy’s hoarding. Hugs Mrs H xxxx

  7. January 4, 2015 / 8:58 am

    Brilliant post, love the crayon one! I think Zach’s would be to see just how much he can get away with and to absolutely not listen to mummy and daddy!! We are at that stage now!! #SundaysStars

  8. January 4, 2015 / 12:45 pm

    This had me laughing out loud to myself! (I am home alone) It’s great to read a post from a children’s perspective 🙂 Goodness know what my two have in store for me this year, I am sure I’ll find out soon enough! x

  9. January 4, 2015 / 8:40 pm

    Awww this is the cutest New Years Resolutions ever!! Though I can unfortunately imagine that the very same thoughts are running through two other little children that I know rather well!! Steph xxx #SundayStars

  10. January 5, 2015 / 10:13 pm

    Love this! esp the things about the house being too cream….

  11. January 6, 2015 / 6:01 pm

    OMG I love this so much! Your daughters are ADORABLE!! Fantastic post lovely, had me giggling away. 🙂 xxxxx

  12. January 6, 2015 / 8:56 pm

    Oh so funny! They are all so cute they will get away with it xx

  13. January 7, 2015 / 10:14 pm

    So cute and hilarious. I love that you had your little ones do resolutions. Look at those beautiful smiles too. Adorable. Happy New Year! Thank you so much for linking up to Share With Me. #sharewithme

  14. January 8, 2015 / 1:13 pm

    Haha, Maisy’s resolutions are my favourite! Thanks for linking up with #sundaystars

  15. January 8, 2015 / 1:22 pm

    Haha! Very cute 🙂 #sharewithme

  16. January 8, 2015 / 9:52 pm

    Haha love this post! I bet they are 100% true too!

  17. January 8, 2015 / 11:44 pm

    Haha, this really tickled me! I daren’t even try and guess what my older 4’s resolutions would be. Probably something along the lines of driving me insane so I’ll stop making them do chores.
    I think O’s would be to continue his longstanding research to see just how little sleep Mami’s can actually survive on 😀
    Thanks for linking up with #SundayStars x

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