With the new year being well and truly upon us I’ve been constantly reading everyone’s resolutions, dreams and goals for 2015. Whether it’s to eat healthier, exercise more, live life to the full everyone seems to have some. Then I look at my little toddlers oblivious to the fact on this day most vow to change there lives a little for the better and it got me thinking if babies/toddlers could make a resolution what would they be?
I know mums trying to take the boob away I’ve noticed it’s becoming less an less she thinks I won’t realise-this year I vow to not let it go with out a fight. She doesn’t stand a chance!
Sleep is boring as is bedtime I much prefer mums bed to my own, despite mums efforts to attach random crappy toys to the sides of my cot I vow to take over mums bed by the end of the year – dad can have the cot.
Redecorate. This new house is far to cream it has none of my signature art work on the walls. I need crayons, I need paint and I need mum to trust me alone for 5 minutes while I sort the situation out!
Learn to climb the kitchen cabinets, mum seems to of got wise to my sneaking snacks during the day, she has moved all the good food up high it is my goal for the year to be able to climb the cabinets and stuff my face regularly. Bring on the. Rice cakes!
Be more pink, hoard more crap that is all.